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Name:
SPOOFE
Birthdate:
13 June
Website:
External Services:
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  • JMSPOOFE
Lot #511a
Unit Designate {Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primata Hominidae Homo Sapiens Sapiens SPOOFE}
Slightly used. Cantankerous in mornings, afternoons, and most evenings. Strict diet of food only. Requires intermittent booster shots of unhealthiness. Flammable when wet. Buyer beware.

Other Available Items from this Seller:
-Twenty of the thirty-two Dino vitamins that actually worked; A sack of sax; A purple cloak named Steve; Solidified space/time; Hitler's Mickey Mouse boxer shorts; More sense than style;

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